Friday, March 25, 2016

bumper

I am 51 years old. My son is 36 years younger than me. He just had his birthday a few days ago and in a year he will be driving. At my age my mother's father was a grandfather 4 times over. We thought we didn't have a shot in heck of having this kid. Well, maybe not. We had been married ten years and lived through so many disappointments that when it finally happened it was unbelievable. Once conceived this kid gave us no end of trouble from day one and it still hasn't stopped. We found out on my birthday...what a heck of a birthday present I got! The pregnancy was troubled and tortured and I don't think there was one week end (or week night) we weren't at the hospital with Bakelady's high blood pressure. After eight months of in and out of the hospital the doctors thought there was something wrong. Suddenly we found we had to go to St Elizabeth's hospital. Did they send the wife by ambulance? No. Radiopapa had to drive to the hospital for the emergency ultra sound; after several miles the husband found he was going the wrong way down the Mass turnpike only to turn around at the rest plaza and beat feet back the opposite way to the hospital where the attending physician was waiting to do an emergency ultrasound. Everything ok. And now we took up residency for two weeks at our new home of St Elizabeth's. Just like his mother he was very indecisive, couldn't make up his mind whether to come out. Then one night in March the evening ultrasound wasn't going too well, again there was no movement. Against the odds and with Mom's bp 165/115 the decision was made and Bumper entered the world. 4 and a half pounds and so small premie clothes didn't fit but healthy just the same.
I am 51 years old. My son is 36 years younger than me. And my life started over 15 years ago.
Happy Birthday, Bump


spring, oh spring, you are finally here


But else would you do on a beautiful spring day? 

Thursday, March 24, 2016

but wait, there's more...

Cutting the cord. While this seems to be a redundant theme I figured I'd approach the subject one last time - for now anyway. More people are cutting the cord and saving money; more than that they are spending more time with their families. I find it funny every time I get a look from some "kid" born after 1980 whenever free tv is mentioned. "What? You didn't have cable when you were a kid?" No we didn't. We had rabbit ears with bits of tin foil to bring in some kind of picture and tried to ignore the ghosting if the program was interesting enough. I lived for Saturday morning and CBS with its Archies and Wacky Races; I loved being home during the day and watching channel 56 from Casper in the morning through The Jim Nabors (or Don Ho) talk show through Love American Style and That Girl all the way to the Partridge Family, Banana Splits and the Flintstones. And we didn't have to have Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon. We even watched Dialing for Dollars if the movie was good. And who could forget Creature Double Feature on Saturdays?

With that in mind and to assure the nay-sayers that yes, you too can live without cable, here is a list of what is available locally for this author and some sort of comparison list for those who must have their specialized stations. Unless yours truly is reporting on a new station this will be the final article on the subject. Yeh, right.

All stations are listed as Boston or Providence due to their geographical area. Yes, some are in Milford or Needham or whatever but this author couldn't really care a rodent's behind

Local networks
4-1 WBZ boston, 5-1 WCVB boston, 6-1 WLNE providence, 7-1 WHDH boston,
10-1 WJAR providence, 12-1 WPRI providence, 25-1 WFXT boston, 28-1 WLWC providence,
38-1 WSBK boston, 56-1 WLVI boston, 64-1 WNAC providence

Local networks have always been free on over the air television. There was no cable in the stone age b.e. (before eighties) We lived with ghosting and didn't care. Channel 56, 38, etc were the no man's land where anything could happen (Prisoner Cell Block-H and Benny Hill come to mind)


PBS
2-1 WGBH boston, 2-2 WGBH World, 36-1 WSBE providence, 36-2 WSBE Learn,
36-3 WSBE V-Me (spanish), 44-1 WGBX boston, 44-3  Create, 44-4 PBS Kids,

Educational television as a kid, weaned on British comedy and drama as a young adult. My grandfather loved "Are You Being Seved" and "Keeping Up Appearances". While I don't watch Masterpiece Theatre I am hooked, hooked I say, on "Call the Midwife" and "As Time Goes By". While sub-channels are discussed separately in other genres, the sub-channels for PBS are listed above because, like it or not, as entertaining as they are all the programming can fall under one major heading: Education. That and it's my article and that's how I'm listing it. The Big Three, 2, 36 and 44 are the major players still broadcasting Sesame Street, Curious George, Charlie Rose and such (and the pledge drives); it's the sub-channels that are the real meat of the educational cow. These compare with your specialized channels where Learn and Create double for HGTV and Food Network with a little dash of DIY; PBS Kids is the Nickelodeon Junior of the bunch. World is comparable to National Geographic and I still find it strange to see a green Big Bird on Plaza Sesamo (V-Me) Well worth the pledge drives


Movies/Variety
6-2 Grit, 6-3 Escape,12-3 Get-Tv, 25-2 Movies!, 28-2 Movies!, 66-3 Get-Tv

Of these Get-Tv and Movies! are the favorites. Grit is the manly-man channel, the Spike channel with a lot of adventure and westerns; Escape is action channel with mysteries, crime and forensic-type programming. Get-Tv and Movies! are never dull; Get plays movies, older variety and talk shows (Merv Griffin, Judy Garland, Mitzi Gaynor) and old cartoons (Popeye marathon one week-end!) while Movies! is exactly that: movies which can range from Mr Moto to Boston Blackie, Elvis to Beach Party


Comfort TV
5-2 Me-tv boston, 7-2 This Boston Tv (boston)  10-2 Me-tv providence, 25-3 Laff, 62-1 WMFP Cozi, 62-2 WMFP Cozi, 62-3 The Works, 64-2 My RItv  66-4  Laff, 69-1 ION

With Me-tv making inroads and basically knocking RTV out of the ball park, other channels are lining up with like programming. With TVLand a ghost of its former self, Me is what TVL/Nick@Nite used to be, specializing in family-enjoyable reruns, such as the Brady Bunch, Hillbillies and Perry Mason with Cozi moving up with the more modern programming (Murder She Wrote, Quantum Leap, Cagney and Lacey). Laff is an over-air Comedy Central and not sure yet what to make of Works. Why WMFP duplicates the programming is beyond this writer.
 
Cultural
6-3 Escape, 12-2 Bounce, 27-1 WUNI Univision (spanish), 27-2  LATV (spanish), 50-1 WRIW providence Telemundo (spanish), 50-2 WRIW providence Telemundo (spanish), 66-1 WUTF Telefutura (spanish),  66-2  Bounce

The Bounce channel began as CoolTV, a sort-of MTV/VH1 hybrid; think V66 if you're old enough. Unfortunately this programming went the way of V66 (belly-up) and became over-air BET-type programming.
 
Home Shopping Channels
46-1 WWDP infomercials, 46-2 WWDP infomercials, 69-4 ShopTv, 69-5 QVC, 69-6 HSN

Home shopping and infomrercials have long been a staple of cable, the 69- channels present the same shopping programming over-air as on cable. I am not partial to the 46- channels and don't know why the duplicate programming

Other specialized 
4-2 Decades, 10-3 Comet, 56-2 Buzzr, 28-3 Decades, 62-4 Comet, 69-3 ION Life, 69-2  Qubo (children's programming)

I think when a channels become successful, lazy or takes their audience for granted they wither and die, losing what was once their core audience. Witness TVLand and the Game Show Network (referred to as snooty GSN); striving for the all mighty dollar and younger demographics (same thing, different wording) these two networks did themselves in, running endless Rosanne repeats or rebooting The Newlywed Game, which was fun with Bob Eubanks but is downright toilet trash in its present version (same thing can be said for Steve Harvey's Family Feud). Decades is a combination TVL with National Geographic thrown in. While the channel could be listed under Comfort programming it's got one think different: no day is ever the same. Depending on what happened on a given day (moon landing, Barry Williams' birthday, whatever) the programming reflects events of that given day. Lucille Ball? Programming may be The Lucy Show, I Love Lucy and the movie Mame. Every week day starts with the documentary program "Through the Decades" highlighting events and the programming repeats every 3 hours, with week-ends "binges" on a particular program such as "Car 54, Where are You?", "Love Boat", "Celebrity Bowling" (to name a few).  Buzzr (which in our area took the place of a CMT-type channel) is what GSN is no longer, playing old game shows including TattleTales, Super Password, Body Language; affectionately known as the Bill Cullen network. Comet is a low-rent Sci-Fy channel. Such high hopes for this channel when announced, it arrived with a thud; endless episodes of Stargate-SG1, Johnny Socko and his Flying Robot with its $2 special effects and the repeated movies; one can hope it gets better. ION Life is the HGTV/Food Network?DIY and Qubo the Nick Jr hybrids of the bunch (see PBS)

While this may be a rehash of my previous articles it's more of a celebration. We cut the cord about a year ago and haven't looked back. Sure there are times that certain channels don't come in - so what. We don't always get Buzzr and Cozi only works in certain rooms. Such is the nature of the beast. Same thing happened when we were kids. Get up and change the channel, you lazy bum. More than likely you have a remote in your hand anyway.
55 channels without a cable box, fees or extra wires. If this isn't enough to cut the cord, maybe we should talk about Roku...

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as the years go by



This is still my favorite article http://thena3.blogspot.com/2012/10/family-and-friends.html?_sm_au_=iHV04vwTr6TZH1qH
Written October 6 2012 and it's still true

http://thena3.blogspot.com/2010/01/your-sgt-pepper-album.html?_sm_au_=iHV04vwTr6TZH1qH



You know that article I was so proud of? The one about the Sgt Pepper album? Seems I wrote it already (altho I think the new one is better)

And the big "DUH!" award goes to me.


You said it, kid

Friday, March 18, 2016

submitted for your approval

If the Beatles' "Sgt Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band" is the benchmark album that other groups aspire to then what would you consider your favorite groups' "Sgt Pepper"? This is a discussion I've had with friends and the only rules, if any, are that it can't be a greatest hits collection and there must be a reason why.

I hear by submit several albums for your consideration...


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Peter, Paul and Mary "Late Again" (1968)

I still have the copy I found in my parents' collection. Although I had been familiar with PPM and their music ("500 Miles", "Puff, the Magic Dragon") this was something different: Peter, Paul and Mary gone electric, the third in a trio of electric folk and experimental albums that one wouldn't  expect from this group. Although two albums like this had already been released ("The Peter, Paul and Mary Album" and "Album 1700", the latter with "Leaving on a Jet Plane", "I Dig Rock and Roll Music" and "The House Song"), in my opinion  this is the best of PPM's experimentation and includes some great tunes including "I Shall Be Released", "Too Much of Nothing", "Apologize" and the beautiful "Love City (Postcards From Deluth)".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8J0eDa2PQ




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The Monkees "Headquarters" (1967)

The year of the monkey coincides with 50th anniversary of the Monkees
Although at times I think the Monkees album "Birds Bees and Monkees" may be better album with their final #1 "Daydream Believer" (plus "Zor and Zam", "Valleri" and Nesmith's "Writing Wrongs") and the album "Pisces Aquarius Capricorn and Jones ltd" a close second for it's great early synthesizer work ("Daily Nightly" and "Star Collector") plus again some excellent writing ("Words", "Pleasant Valley Sunday") and experimentation, their "Headquarters" album stands on its own merits as the first album the boys were allowed free reign, total control and the only album (until 1996's "Justus") in which they played almost everything. The energy and freedom stands out and the album contains several excellent cuts including "For Pete's Sake", "Forget that Girl", the beautiful "Shades of Gray", two excellent rockers (the great "Randy Scouse Git" and "No Time") and possibly one of the first rap songs ("Zilch"). The album is also featured in the book 1001 Albums You must Listen to Before you Die.
The original tv boy band is still together and this year the Monkees will be celebrating by releasing a new album ("Goodtimes"). Will anyone remember NKOTB or Boys2Men (or even The Spice Girls?)  in 50 years?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SubpzqswJRE


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Simon and Garfunkel "Bookends" (1968)

This was the first "adult" album I ever owned. Given to me by a neighbor along with a Three Dog Night and two Grass Roots singles (and Lincoln Black's 1969 "Famous Last Words") I can't even begin to explain how I felt listening to these for the first time. What can I say about this album that hasn't been said before? Great from first cut to last, almost every song could have been released as a single. With most of the cuts written by Paul Simon, the tracks include "Hazy Shade Of Winter", "America", "Fakin' It", "Save the Life of my Child" and of course the great "Mrs Robinson"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8


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Bee Gees "Main Course" (1975)

I remember when I saw this album at the old King's store in Brockton Mass. This is the one that reignited the Bee Gees career  and is possibly one of the finest dance albums ever. The songs are so well crafted and so popular (and now so well known) the album plays like a greatest hits collection. "Jive Talkin'", "Fanny (Be Tender with My Love)", "Nights on Broadway", "Wind of Change", "Baby As You Turn Away" and the beautiful "Songbird".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wRM-t7wvF0

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The Dave Brubeck Quartet "Time Out" (1959)

I have a very eclectic taste in music (no, really?). My family's tastes range from ABBA to Zappa, old radio shows to show tunes, Elvis Costello to Abbott and Costello. I also like Burt Bacharach, Herb Alpert, Al Hirt and Floyd Cramer. I'm a fan of them all but give me my Dave Brubeck "Time Out" album with the great "Take Five"any day. The man is the Einstein of time signatures. "Blue Rondo a la Turk" and "Three to Get Ready" are great tracks but it's "Take Five", one of the most famous jazz pieces ever, that brings this baby home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzpnWuk3RjU

There are others but this will do for now. What would be your choices? "Operation Mindcrime" by Queensryche? "Ingenue" by K D Lang? "In Through the Out Door" by Led Zeppelin? Another Beatles album?

(and before anyone asks, no I don't know why I have two pictures of "Time Out")

Thursday, March 17, 2016

um, hello hello?


c'mon
you know you want one

um, hello?


hooray for new math